DownsizingApr 30, 2024
Downsizing Episode 168: Party Animal
They call me the crepe paper kid
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Downsizing Episode 167: Copper Chef
Over under on how long it takes me to order food and pretend like I cooked it myself.....
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Downsizing Episode 166: Naruto Run For Your Life
They call me the Ted Kaczynski of podcasting
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Downsizing Episode 165: New Belt Club
RIP to all the retinas seared today
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Downsizing Episode 164: Movement Issues
On the bright side if I destroy my knees I'll have plenty of time to dedicate to gaming
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Downsizing Episode 163: Do You Know The Mustard Man?
I also got a mustard coloured t-shirt.
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Downsizing Episode 162: Birthday Boy
Seriously though odds are pretty good I spill hot oil on myself before the end of the weekend.
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Downsizing Episode 161: You Better Run
Guys I checked and there's actually no quiz available...
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Downsizing Episode 160: Bachelor Living
I'm honestly shocked the wheels didn't just completely fall off.
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Downsizing Episode 159: Hair Tats
Really having a hard time not calling every person in my life "big dog."
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Downsizing Episode 158: Dumb Nerd
They call me Santa Claus cause I'm fat and I've got a list.
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Downsizing Episode 157: Circling Wolves
Might ask my barber to give me a mohawk and see how he does...
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Downsizing Episode 156: No More Rules
Wow what a turgid episode
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Downsizing Episode 155: Back To Google
I just bought 40 vegetable spring rolls for 5 dollars and the only thing stopping me from earing them all is having to log the calories. The system works.
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Downsizing Episode 154: Kinda Boring
I'm going to bed now guys sweet dreams
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Downsizing Episode 153: Go Around, Mon Ami
The 'Rolly remains undefeated
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Downsizing Episode 152: EDC Guy
Guys I got a poutine instead. Fried chicken is bad for you anyway
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Downsizing Episode 151: The Tapas Method
Might fuck around and deep fry a ham while I'm at it.
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Downsizing Episode 150: Premature Dopamine
I'm full to the brim with Christmas dinner and I couldn't think of a better time to have a little treat
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Downsizing Episode 149: Triple Feature
I'm like Ebert and Ropert if they were both one guy in their underwear sitting in their kitchen.
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Downsizing Episode 148: Deck The Halls
I wore the same sweater to two events but promise not to tell anyone
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Downsizing Episode 147: Mucus Mayhem
Who would have thought Sam Elliott was such a bad bitch....
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Downsizing Episode 146: Grindset Pilled
Turns out it was incline bench for ole Timmy Boy again today.
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Downsizing Episode 145: Charity Case
Gotta be careful not to throw up my charity all over the place.
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Downsizing Episode 144: Vehicular Incidents
Dodge projectile no-jutsu
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Downsizing Episode 143: Small Town Mentality
Seriously I think most of the people I email wouldn't pass a Turing test.
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Downsizing Episode 142: Village Hidden In Gas
I suffered from wind immediately after ending the recording.
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Downsizing Episode 141: Party Like It's 1991
The simple pleasures of not Googling every question that enters into my head cannot be overhyped.
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Downsizing Episode 140: Bud-dumber
295 and ready to thrive baby
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Downsizing Episode 139: That Dog In Me Is Sick
I'm basically the Musinex mob guy
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Downsizing Episode 138: More Wedding Shenanigans
I also puked my guts out the next day, but that stays between you and me.
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Downsizing Episode 137: Runner's Blues
Maybe I'll go full goblin mode and become a barefoot runner.
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Downsizing Episode 136: The Jogging Arc
From Choji Summer to Rock Lee Winter baby
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Downsizing Episode 135: Lourd de France
It's a good thing I'm nimble
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Downsizing Episode 134: Cornhole King
My uncle asked how big my audience is and I let him know it's a bit of a cult... A cult following
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Downsizing Episode 133: Getting This Bread
Does trimming my hair count as a weight cut?
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Downsizing Episode 132: Getting Down To Fighting Weight
If you see me wearing trash bags when I'm out for a run mind your business.
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Downsizing Episode 131: Putting In The Hours
So wait when rappers talk about "ops" are they talking about Big Bobby Oppenheimer?
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Downsizing Episode 130: Walk Like An Egyptian
About to go complete the Barbenheimer cycle...
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Downsizing Episode 129: Recipe For Disaster
Doing the episode in a fainting couch makes me feel like an aristocrat hallucinating he's talking to his therapist as part of a morphine bender.
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Downsizing Episode 128: Sicko Mode
Baby boy's immune system is shot.
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Downsizing Episode 127: Deep Fried Blues
Ease off Johnny Law, nothing to see here.
Outro Song: Nothing!
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Downsizing Episode 126: Roger Fat-erer
Itachi's still cool though
Outro Song: Fun Festival - Stardew Valley OST
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Downsizing Episode 125: Shriek Like a Child No-Jutsu
Fr tho bugs are icky
Outro Song: The Jeffersons Theme Song
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Downsizing Episode 124: Weeb Colonel Kurtz
Literally might be dehydrated from the goddamn heat.
Outro Song: Harmonia - Rythem
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Downsizing Episode 123: Chunin Exam Blues
I'm going to become the Hokage, or at least Assistant District Hokage.
Outro Song: Wind - Akeboshi
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Downsizing Episode 122: Beans and Tows
Once my legs heal I'm going to be dunking on guys twice my height.
Outro Song: Tow Truck Driver - Marty Ray Project
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Downsizing Episode 121: One Down
Congratulations Mackenzie and Kyle!
Outro Song: Lovely Day - Bill Withers
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Downsizing Episode 120: Got Pilk?
Gonna gain 30 pounds from pilk and cookies.
Outro Song: The Wicker Man - Iron Maiden
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Downsizing Episode 119: Beach Comber
You only look like an idiot if you get a sunburn on your face.
Outro Song: Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes
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